Phillip Warwick Thornhill is a 30-year-old cleaner at a studio who enjoys stealing candy from babies, extreme ironing and watching television. He is gentle and brave, but can also be very unintelligent and a bit violent.

He is addicted to shopping, something which his friend Aaron Anthony Young pointed out when he was 17. The problem intensified in 2009. Phillip has lost two jobs as a result of his addiction, specifically: tea maker and golf caddy.

He is Greek who defines himself as pansexual. He didn’t finish school. He has a severe phobia of apostrophes

Physically, Phillip is slightly overweight but otherwise in good shape. He is short with dark chocolate skin, grey hair and brown eyes.

He grew up in a working class neighbourhood. Having never really known his parents, he was raised in a series of foster homes.

He is currently in a relationship with Kade Philip Green. Kade is 10 years older than him and works as a novelist.

Phillip’s best friend is a cleaner at a studio called Aaron Young. They get on well most of the time. He also hangs around with Otis Barnes and Eileen Ellis. They enjoy going to the movies together.